Showing posts with label bee jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bee jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Disco Bee

"Eat honey, my child, for it is good." Proverbs 24:13


TODAY'S SEEDS OF WISDOM

  • JUST BLOOMED TODAY
  • GARDEN UPDATE
  • DISCO BEE
  • GARDEN GIGGLE
  • FAUNA
  • FEEDBACK
JUST BLOOMED TODAY
   
Apple Blossom

Daffodil

GARDEN UPDATE
Sorry if some of you who access the blog by e-mail were unable to view yesterday's video. I hope you know you can always scroll down to the very bottom of this blog where it has the subscribe info, and there will be a link to go directly to the online version. I know my Blackberry will not do Flash, so some of you might have had problems viewing. If you did have problems and still want to view that video, here's the link to see it on You Tube.


Today I planted freesias so they could get a little more cold-in-ground time. The onions I planted back in January? are about 2" tall. I also planted more rhubarb, and was delighted to see my other rhubarb coming back.I'm going to use Aunt Ruth's great tip to freeze some rhubarb so we can have that killer rhubarb sauce in the winter when you cannot find any in the store. I added to my new indoor edible garden, with new lemon balm, spinach and basil. I have to say it sure was lovely having fresh thyme at my fingertips for cooking!


The apple, apricot and peach trees are all in bloom and the bees have bee-n busy, busy! As I was trying to photograph one close up today, it buzzed at me, and I said, "Sorry, know you're on a mission!"



DISCO BEE
Yesterday we learned all about how bees make honey; But did you know bees can dance?


It has long been known that successfully foraging bees perform a dance on their return to the hive, known as the waggle dance, indicating that food is farther away, while the round dance is a short version indicating that food is nearby.

In 1947, Karl Von Frisch, correlated the runs and turns of the dance to the distance and direction of the food source from the hive. The orientation of the dance correlates to the relative position of the sun to the food source, and the length of the waggle portion of the run is correlated to the distance from the hive. He learned also that the more vigorous the display is, the better the food. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1973 for his discoveries.


In 2004, a scientist named Dr. Zachary Huang found that pheronmones play an important part in how a honey bee colony figures out who does what job. In order to survive, a bee colony of sometimes 50,000 to 100,000 individual bees has to be adaptable to the seasons and the availability of food. While the division of labor in a bee colony is quite complex, the work is pretty much broken down into work outside the hive and work inside the hive. Younger bees take the jobs inside the hive while the older bees are working outside the hive mostly as foragers.


Huang found that forager bees gather and carry a chemical called calledethyl oleate in their stomach. The forager bees feed this pheromone to the worker bees and the chemical keeps them in a nurse bee state. The pheromone prevents the nurse bees from maturing too quickly to become forager bees. As the forager bees die off, less of the chemical is available, allowing nurse bees to become foragers.And the cycle goes on...


Before we leave our subject of the fascinating bees, I must take a wee look at another bee, the Carpenter bee. We have several of these in our garden, and they can be destructive, as they are SO big, they chew a nest hole to burrow in.

Carpenter bees make nests by tunneling into wood, vibrating their bodies as they rasp their mouths against the wood, each nest having a single entrance which may have many adjacent tunnels. The entrance is often a perfectly circular hole. The Carpenter bee does not eat wood; rather, they discard the bitten bits of wood, or re-use the particles to build partitions between cells. The tunnel functions as a nursery for baby carpenter bees and a pollen/nectar food pantry for them to live on.
 

As a final wrap up, did you know bees can see in color? Tests and experiments have been done that prove bees can differentiate between certain colors, which helps in their identification of flowers, mainly which type of flowers would have the most pollen or nectar. Green seems to be the one color they have a problem with because very few flowers are GREEN!

GARDEN GIGGLE
BEE JOKES
Where do bees go to shop online?
Bee-Bay

Where do bees go on vacation?
to the bee-ch.

Why was the bee drummer kicked out of the band?
She couldn't keep the bee-t

Where do bees cook their dinner?
on the bar-bee-que!

What did the bees say after dinner?
that was bee-licious!

FAUNA


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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

BEE-WARE KILLER BEES!

"How doth the little busy bee improve each shining hour, And gather honey all the day from every opening flower." Isaac Watts, Against Idleness

TODAY'S SEEDS OF WISDOM

  • JUST BLOOMED TODAY
  • LEAPIN' LIZARDS!
  • BEE-WARE KILLER BEES!
  • GARDEN GIGGLE
  • FAUNA
  • FEEDBACK
Tulip
JUST BLOOMED TODAY
Daffodil


LEAPIN' LIZARDS!
Every four years we are treated to an extra day on our calendar, that helps keep things running smoothly time wise.  Julius Caesar was the first to figure this out, which was very important in that time. Precision was important because if you planted seeds at the wrong time, you might have a famine on your hands!
Leap Year 1916 Newspaper
 Here are some fun facts about Leap Day/Year:
  • There is a one in 1,461 chance that a person is born on Leap Day.
  • Leapsters will never have a 'golden birthday'. Leap Day babies would have to be 116 before they turn 29 on the 29th.
  • Some people believe it gives a woman the right to propose to a man on a Leap Day/Year.
  • When a baby is born on Leap Day, physicians will ask the parents to choose either February 28 or March 1 for the birth certificate.

BEE-WARE KILLER BEES!

Yesterday we learned about the life cycle of a bee. We also learned the difference between a queen, worker and a drone. But how can you tell the difference between a gentle honeybee and a killer bee?


'Killer bees' or Africanized honeybees originally came from 26 Tanzanian queen bees accidentally released in 1957 in Brazil. They were an experimental hybrid by a biologist,Warwick E. Kerr, who interbred bees from Europe and southern Africa. He was attempting to breed a strain of bees that would produce more honey and be more productive. The African queens and drones mated with local queens and drones and their descendants have since spread through the Americas. 


The sting of the Africanized Honey Bee is no more potent than a garden variety honey bee, and they have a similar appearance. What makes Africanized honey bees more dangerous is that they are more easily provoked, quick to swarm, attack in great numbers, and pursue their victims for greater distances. An Africanized bee colony can remain agitated longer and may attack up to a quarter of a mile away from the hive.


Is it possible to tell an Africanized honey bee from a regular honey bee just by looking at it? The answer is no, because the size difference is very subtle. Africanized honey bees are about 10% smaller, but the only way to be sure is by laboratory testing. The most notable differences are the Africanized honey bee trait to nest almost anywhere, including close proximity to humans and their increased defensiveness. All honey bees are defensive; that means, if a colony is disturbed, guard bees will come out of the hive to defend against the possible intruder. Regular honey bees will send out 5-10 bees to defend an area about 20 feet around the colony but Africanized honey bees may send out several hundred bees to defend an area up to 40 yards around the colony.

How many times can the Africanized honey bee sting? All female worker bees can sting only once. A portion of their abdomen remains with the stinger when she flies away and she dies soon afterwards. Male honey bees or drones do not sting, as they have no stinger. If you swat at a bee and crush its body by swatting, it produces an odor or pheromone that tells other bees to attack you. Swatting agitates the bee and causes it to sting more readily.


Keep pets and children indoors when using weed eaters, hedge clippers, tractors, power mowers, chain saws or other power equipment until you are certain no bee colonies are in the area. Honey bees are sensitive to unusual odors and loud vibrations. Attacks frequently occur when a person is mowing the lawn or pruning shrubs and trees and disturbs a colony. Leave the area quickly if you are attacked. The attack could last until the victim leaves the area. Cover your face using your hands and arms to protect your eyes and mouth.Seek shelter inside enclosures where the bees cannot enter such as a car, house, tent or other building.


Tomorrow we explore everyone's favorite~honey!


  
GARDEN GIGGLE
  BEE JOKES!
What did the bee cross the road?
Just bee-cause

What kind of cars do bees drive?
a Bee-mer

What sort of vehicle does a bee drive?
an automobeel

Where do baby bees sleep?
in apricots (apiary cots)

What is the hives favorite Beatles song?
Let It Bee

FAUNA
 

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Sunday, February 26, 2012

The Buzz on Bees Part I

"Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love." Dean Koontz
Poppy Birth
TODAY'S SEEDS OF WISDOM
  • JUST BLOOMED TODAY
  • THE BUZZ ON BEES
  • GARDEN GIGGLE
  • FAUNA
  • FEEDBACK
JUST BLOOMED TODAY
Showy Daffodil
Pretty Pansy
Sunny Daffodils
THE BUZZ ON BEES
I have really bee-n looking forward to this subject! We have a hive of very active bees in our front wall. Just a hint- learn from my experience. When your husband wakes you up at 4 a.m. and whispers softly to you, "Honey, where is the fire extinguisher?" WAKE UP. Your husband could have accidentally set the fence on fire trying to smoke out bees!


Of course, that didn't work and we read with trepidation about 'killer bees' and how they have killed two dogs in our town. When we still had horses I wanted to get into beekeeping and have a hive, but Jim was worried about them attacking the horses in their stalls, where they couldn't get away.But we know how important bees are to our fruit and flowers, and also how bees are disappearing from the world so we are looking forward to learning about them.It is estimated that one third of the human food supply depends on insect pollination, most of which is accomplished by bees, especially the domesticated European Honey Bee. It's a huge subject so we may spend a few days on it.
 

FASCINATING BEE FACTS
  • there are about 4,000 bees to one pound
  • the average flight speed of a bee is 12.5 mph
  •   A honey bee has five eyes
  •  there are over 20,000 known species of bees
  • the honey bee was brought to this country by early colonists
  • honeybees are never more gentle than when they are swarming
  • Bees must visit two million flowers to make one pound of honey
  • the average worker honeybee makes 1/12th of a teaspoon of honey in their lifetime
  • the drone or male bee has a grandfather but no father

Yesterday we learned about bees role in pollination of the flower. Bees are adapted for feeding on nectar (as an energy source) and pollen (for protein and other nutrients). Most pollen is used for larvae.


Bees have a long complex tongue called a proboscis that enables them to get to the nectar from flowers. They have antennae (13 segments in males and 12 in females). Bees have two pairs of wings, the hind pair being the smaller of the two.


The smallest bee in the world is TRIGONA MINIMA at 5/64" long, and the largest is MEGACHILE PLUTO at 1.5". The best known species of bee is the EUROPEAN HONEY BEE, which as its name suggests, produces honey.


Most bees are fuzzy and carry an electrostatic charge, which helps the pollen stick. Female bees often stop foraging and groom themselves to pack the pollen into the scopa, which is on the legs in most bees, or on the abdomen on others, and modified into specialized pollen baskets on the legs of honey bees and their relatives.


Tomorrow-How does a bee grow?


GARDEN GIGGLE
 
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey!

What does a worker bee do when they forget where they are?
They 'wing' it

How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne! 

What does a bee sit on?
Its bee-hind!

What does the drone call the queen bee?
Bee-loved
FAUNA


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